I was just kidding, really. I wanted a good opening that will pull the reader and somehow my thoughts went to Spiderman. I don't know why. My uncle didn't say that; my uncle wasn't even in India when I was eleven. Kudos for those of you who saw right through my bullshit; you're eligible to take the highly-esteemed and often-vacant position of 'friend' in my reality.
Side Note: I'm pretty sure Uncle
Ben didn't even say that to Peter. Hmm.
Anyway, what I am trying to convey is this: I'm so irresponsible that I'll probably forget to feed my own kid. And with the added bonus of procrastination, I'm a dangerous combination procured by laziness. So you get where I am going right?
[I'm trying to give reasons for my half-year long absence and basically suck up to my non-existent follower(s). - to those who are dumb]
So the real reason why I decided to make a come-back today of all insignificant May-days (is that a pun?) is that I had a WONDERFUL time yesterday. My cousin had come from her hometown, which is Kovai, to our beautiful yet awfully rude Chennai to spend time with me, of course. She reached the recently bomb-blasted Central on April 22nd with my lovely paternal grandparents. This was the second visit in a year for my gramps and they'll be coming again it seems [woe be me: they watch a lot of serials, which means no TV for us ): ].
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| they started airing serials on weekends too. bye world. |
Back to the point, my cous, Rosh, is leaving for Kovai tomorrow and so my dad asked me to take her somewhere. Like the movies, the mall etc.,. We had consumed the previous week by gossiping everything there is to about our respective schools and had watched a lot of movies at home (World War Z, Soodhu Kavvum, Gravity and Hasee toh Phasee). Apparently she hadn't seen even SK or Gravity before. How sad, huh? But I was there to corrupt her, so no probs.
After having watched all the movies we want and talked all the gossip there were, we were met with a humongous full stop. It was like an amplified version of an awkward pause; we had nothing to do or say.
And the fact that I lived in a shit-hole in the middle of nowhere with no mall or movies nearby, or even a park, didn't help. Seriously, there is a gap of fifteen-mile radius between fun and my home.
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| here, have a tom. complimentary of reading my post ;) |
So what my Dad suggested was that we go to Varshu (my hot-as-**** best friend, who lives near Skywalk) and go to the movies from there. See, that was a ritual for me. I always went out with Varshu to the movies alone or with some of her friends whenever I had the time, with no parental supervision. But Rosh's family (aside from us, that is) is a bit odd - they confine her too much. Her parents never allow her out alone, even with her friends, nor do our grandparents. I was shocked to hear that they never even allow her to sit in a room alone. It sent shivers up my spine. It's not that she's real rebellious; its just that they are over-protective.
But I have to admit, I felt sort of relieved too. Because my parents had bought a separate home for ourselves and refused to live in our gramps' home. What would I've been if our places had swapped, with me ending up in the confining household?
I'd have gone completely bonkers, that's what.
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| bonkers does not mean a group photo |
Anyway, my Dad and Rosh's perippa dropped us off at Varshu's. After waiting for a fashionably-late Varshu and her even more late cousin, we left for the auto stand. From there, we took a ride to Virugambakkam which is where Chandra Metro Mall, our destination, lies. I could tell that Rosh was awful excited; she had never gone anywhere without her guards - sorry, parents - before. And even our gramps' stayed mum on our trip since they couldn't win against my Dad.
So after having the auto driver stop a few miles away from CMM (for whatever reason Varshu found plausible), we walked the rest of the way. I had stupidly worn the short-heels I had bought for my farewell because I wanted to seem as tall as Varshu (it's an ego problem) and furthermore it seemed to be collecting dust in my wardrobe.
My shirt was soaked wet with my sweat and my legs cramped like hell, but the idea of reaching a centralised-air-conditioned area numbed my pain. After reaching the Mall, Varshu stumbled about trying to get our online-booked tickets. But me being the genius I am, found out that online-bookings were to be printed at a kiosk and printed it out with a smug smile on my face.
[Please don't throw pans at the PC. Please let me have my moments of pride.]
The movie we had selected was Vaaiyai Moodi Pesavum. Before watching the movie, I had my doubts about the film 'cause I'd never seen D Salmaan before; I solely accepted the film because my cutie-pie Nazriya was there. But needless to say, I inevitably had my arse handed to me
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| talking is injurious to the IQs of the people around you (that's not the plot, really :P i stole that from Sherlock) |
I can't gather enough beautiful adjectives and praises to describe it. I would need a whole new post to talk about it. And since this is already getting longer, I'll just stick to saying this: VMP is one hell of a film.
And this also (I can't resist *_*): It is one of those films, that has the right amount of romance and action and plot. It doesn't let the romance rule over the wonderfully crafted, unique and almost un-cliched plot. It comes on the level of Soodhu Kavvum's uniqueness. I'd go as far as to say that it deserves a Hollywood remake. And this film has opposites-attract love story, what more do you need in romance?
If you don't get the awesomeness of the film, consider this: me, a cynic on all levels, finds this film - a director's second film, fresh.
Back to the point, everyone of us enjoyed. We ordered the usual coke and popcorn and finished it before the movie even started; we ordered some gobi and baby corn during the interval and feared that the guy had cheated us when he didn't live up to his promise of five-minute delivery. I missed a small part of the movie because I wouldn't go take a piss during the interval.
Dulqueer is an eligible cutie-pie lister :)
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| he's married???!! :O :O |
Paru (Varshu's cous) took off after we reached Varshu's home and the rest of our quad had some yummy vanilla ice-cream, that might or might not have expired, and talked about what a god-send of a movie VMP was. After that, we decided to go to V's old home at the end of the street and sit in the roof and talk. The roof of her old home is one of those places I had known as home. Varshu's family had lived in the lonely apartment on the roof since her bro's birth and it was on that roof, in countless starry nights, that Varshu and I shared all the secrets and doubts and emotions we bore.
Varshu had moved about two years ago and so we wanted to take a trip down memory lane. Going there, we met Shriya - Varshu's niece (yes Varshu is already an aunt at 17, but that's a story for another day) - and played with her for awhile before deciding to go to the Pani Poori shop down the road.
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| the lady kept giving me long pieces that wouldn't fit in my mouth |
Pani Pooris are the best; no one could say otherwise. After having about ten delicious pooris each, we walked back to her current place of residence. There again, we talked about VMP and had a bonding time. After my Dad arrived to pick us up and meet his best-friend (Varshu's mum), we lured him into taking us to a restaurant called the Little Hut. We ended up ordering more than what we could eat and packed the left-overs for Manoj (V's bro) and his friends.
Along the trip back in the car, Varshu being the frank-as-fuck girl she was, talked about sex and all the birds and bees to our parents like she was talking about what she had for breakfast. Rosh and I sat about uncomfortably, interested at the traffic outside the window.
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| apparently she had went anna centinary with her friend and she had took this book covertly and read it *pokerface* |
By the end of the day, I was able to give Roshni the best day of her life (her words, not mine :P ) and get myself a bloated stomach :) Ahh, the pleasure.
In other news, the kitty that comes to my house every day for food and milk finally accepted me and let me touch it this morning (eeeep) and I reached a high score of 2,889,900 on Temple Run II (double eeeep).
- Alex.
P.S. Sorry for the long, long post.
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| dont resist Boo :{ |
P.S.S I'm not really sorry; it is my blog after all :P
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| i am so rad. i rock. |